Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 5:22 pm Post subject: Re: The OFFICIAL - FREE AUBurnman Thread!
I Pepper do hearby announce that I'm cleaning my rifle / dusting off my uniform and reporting back for active duty.....EM hold the boat, I'm not as fast as I used to be.( Damn knee )..."Aubeeee I'm trying to get to you bro."....(as I slip on the wet dock and wait for EM to lend me his shoulder.).....
........and wait.........and wait....lol
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 5:42 pm Post subject: Re: The OFFICIAL - FREE AUBurnman Thread!
TO ARMS!!! TO ARMS!!! ALL KNIGHTS OF THE COMPUTER TABLE!!! TO ARMS!!!!
I, Queen DB, do hereby call to arms any and all Knights of the Computer Table and ask that you free Sir Knight Auburnman from his Evil Captors. Wear yourblue andwhitearmor and carry thy best bolt sword into battle. Weshallfree our brother in arms from his evil captors.
I also, do hereby dub Knight Montoya to full Sir and he shall take myblue and white handkerchief into battle. I beseech thee to quickly deliver our war cries and return swiftly with Sir Auburn or have news of how to defeat this Evil which is holding him from returning to our kingdom.
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 6:33 pm Post subject: Re: The OFFICIAL - FREE AUBurnman Thread!
Hold your proverbial horses cowboy! Don’t launch the drones quite yet. Where is the single malt whiskey for my men/women and beer for my horses. Sry song stuck on repeat in my head.
Hmmm, sounds like a familiar old world Epic with bondage, something about sheep, evil doers, wrath of Gods, nonetheless, no deity need be disturbed, nor Moses to cast wrath upon evil doers.
News flash!! . . . film at 11pm It is believed that two notorious French sisters named Stinky & Filthy are the perps . . . and EM wants in on the frolic, since pics have been posted on a special site “Spank lightly”, wherein it appears that AUB., albeit in makeup and wardrobe in black silk undies with a red ROOSTER on the right cheek Tatoo ?, is cast as the main PLAYER in this bawdy affair. Oh, BTW Munny visits this site daily !
The Sisters are suspects in several other lewd and lascivious kidnappings. All previous charges have been dropped against S&F, since the victims did not want to incriminate themselves. Surely, AUB is helpless to defend himself, so EM going undercover so to speak, is one strategy or is it tactical . . . hmm, forgot my early training as a female mud wrestling referee.
Color change of tags is interesting . . . why BLUE . . . my vivid imagination is well . . . LOL. Perhaps rest and relaxation has been taken to a new level of fast fashion “SILK” and “Red Roosters,” etc., etc., etc . . . back in the day when men were men and the sheep were garlic and rosemary prepared. I know you thought I was going to smut this up . . .NOPE, Munnys Dept.
Fashion being what it is I support rest and relaxation . . . vice of choice.
p.s. Reck are you a closet Bible “Thumper” . . . I mean scholar. What is all this business about facts/science , evolution and pictures on cave walls that are at least 10,000 yrs old. Wow, men are such visual creatures. Sorry, I digress or is it regress to my previous self or a past life . . . lol.
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 7:54 pm Post subject: Re: The OFFICIAL - FREE AUBurnman Thread!
The DB leave no man behind! ...errrr.... not even a Cole. Auburnman, you are not forgotten. I am in contact with my personal friends, John Rambo, Ahhhnold, Chuck Norris, Zman, the Fantastic 4, Clint Eastwood and yes, even Johnny Knoxville. This team will see to your return. Queue Tony Orlando please.
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 8:10 pm Post subject: Re: The OFFICIAL - FREE AUBurnman Thread!
I still say he became a nun involved with some alien space church, shaved his head and legs and chants Star Trek lines all day while waiting for the Great Shatner to reveal himself in glorious manifestation.
Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 12:29 am Post subject: Re: The OFFICIAL - FREE AUBurnman Thread!
BEHOLD my Brethren, I return from my mission of intelligence gathering.
Brother COLE, your assumption of pleasure has only a glimmer of truth as the Evil One has installed a swinging contraption in a dimly lit room just up the hall from the inner core dungeon of our Brother AUburn! My disguise did not permit me much time to investigate the contraption but surely it spells another device of torture for our Brother. The compound is heavily guarded with masked men dressed in business suites with Kilts. The crest of their jacket's breast encompasses the numbers "5--0--9". This could be a clue to the Evil Mastermind's identity. I made a valiant effort to reach the dungeon to speak hope to our brother but, ALAS, the hall is to dangerous.
I return to the DB Fortress to a flurry of activity in our secret message list here. Well DONE my brothers and sisters! Your words of VICTORY and FREEDOM will sustain our Brother AUburn until the striking iron is HOT and we ATTACK in the silence of the night like the mighty wolf of the wild.
UNTIL THE TIME IS RIGHT FOR WAR....My brothers, remain STEADFAST in your writings of encouragement to our Brother AUburn here in the message list. CONTINUE to don the BLUE and WHITE to display your alignment with RIGHTEOUSNESS to FREE AUburn! CONTINUE to SPREAD the word to the villages and valleys of the nether to share the plan of WAR against the Evil ONE and the FREEDOM of AUBURNMAN!!!!
At Dawn tomorrow, I will again embark on a stealth mission to bring our message of hope to our brother. CONTINUE to speak encouragement, for tommorow's day may be the day of contact with our brother. The mission is dangerous my brethren. I MUST go alone to avoid detection. I will report back tomorrow's night!!!
Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 12:49 am Post subject: Re: The OFFICIAL - FREE AUBurnman Thread!
Ya ya...EM you just don't want me limping along to slow you down on your quest, it's ok,,,,I do understand..(Damn knee)...I'll stay back and help rally the troops...just be careful...the evil ones are tricky..Don't need two brothers held in their dark dungeon..
Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 1:20 am Post subject: Re: The OFFICIAL - FREE AUBurnman Thread!
Dear Brothers and sisters of the Noble Order of DB, whom are on a gallant and worthy quest. I bring forth a clue........
Working tirelessly for about 30 minutes last night, I built upon the valuable intelligence that Sir Montoya gathered. Namely, the 5....0....9. In a flurry of enlightenment, I added the digits 509 to get the integer 14. Now, if you add up the number of letters in our dear brother AUburnman's name: we arrive with 9. Now, if we add up the number of letter of AUburnman's favorite rifle, the KAR, we get 3. NOW...... if we put them together we get 1493. 1493!! I believe that this number is another clue for us.
Perhaps that is the address in which he is being held captive. Perhaps that is the combination of the lock of his shackles. I do not know brothers. But I wanted to lay this clue before you all.
I know together, with Sir Montoya's leadership, we will free AUburnman from the grasp of the Evil one.
BROTHER AUBS!!!!!! WE ARE NEAR!!!! HOLD STEADFAST UNTIL THE HOUR OF YOUR FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:58 am Post subject: Re: The OFFICIAL - FREE AUBurnman Thread!
My brothers and sisters,
As I prepare for my mission into the deep cavers of the Evil One's compound, I am with great fear. I must remain strong with the mission of gathering even the slightest of details in Brother AUburn's capture. I have prepared my pack, my weapon and my soul for a quest of epic proportions. My way is dark but will be lit with the encouragement of my brethren and strong will of Brother AUburn. His MIGHTY KAR WILL AGAIN REIGN!!
I give the most high accord to Brother Fungus for his mathematical cunning. A wise soul never before have we seen. I do not have direction of this mysterious crest upon the minions of the Evil One. My deepest suspicions are of a rival kingdom of past times in which this crest may have derived. My query will be strengthened tonight as I venture into the Den of Evil in hopes to reach our Brother and assure him WAR is at hand.
As I drift into the darkness of the Forest of Mirkwood and on to the desert of sorrows, I leave you, my brethren, in the hands of the Noble Drunk Knight who has been afforded the duty of watch until I return. The Drunk Knight will protect you from Evil and ward off the Evil One's spies with his fragrance of Grain Fermentation. Rest well tonight my brothers and sisters as I will return tomorrow's eve with news of our future!
BLUE AND WHITE UNTIL THE RETURN OF BROTHER AUBURN!!
Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 7:04 am Post subject: Re: The OFFICIAL - FREE AUBurnman Thread!
Montoya the Swordman, be not afraid of greatness! Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. You shall prevail in your quest and we, all of us will wait for your return with good news.Swords and rifles *SALUTE*
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